10. John Frohnmayer – Find a credible pollster.
9. Greg Macpherson – Take the Sierra Club off my Christmas card list for next year.
8. Kate Brown – Share my exciting poll results with Wally Edge.
7. Vance Day – Find some statewide candidates to put on the ballot or find my own replacement.
6. Peter Defazio – Ruin all the SOS candidates future hopes by announcing my 2010 gubernatorial bid.
5. Sho Dozono – Come out of the campaign closet and officially announce my Portland mayoral candidacy.
4. Ted Kulongoski – Check for television cameras before pouting off stage.
3. Martha Schrader – Wait until the incumbent is out of the hospital before gunning for her congressional seat.
2. Gordon Smith – Hold my tongue at retirement parties.
1. Bernie Guisto – Learn when to fold ‘em.
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